yo mamma is so fat the only thing stopping here from jenny craig is the door!
yo mamma is so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch!
yo mamma is so old she farts dust!
yo mamma is so old when I told her to act her age, she died!
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Posted by Baconbomber - October 22nd, 2009
yo mamma is so fat the only thing stopping here from jenny craig is the door!
yo mamma is so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch!
yo mamma is so old she farts dust!
yo mamma is so old when I told her to act her age, she died!
oh oh oh
i got one
Yo mama so hairy she only speaks wookie
rrhhhhhhhhhrrrrrhrhrrr <----- wookie sound
yo mamma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!
DePrati
yo mamma is so ugly, she could make an onion cry!
yo mamma is so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
yo mamma is so fat, when jabba the hut saw her, he went DAMN!
Baconbomber
great yo mamma jokes!....i just got burnt......