From the maker of "Spleen Products" comes GALLBLADDER-B-GONE!

Its the new and improved way to get your gallbladder dead in seconds! :D
No one wants a gallbladder right? right?
*director face palms*
and whats the deal with airline food?
*duhduh chhhhh*
heheh, anyways, if you have had hours of depression its a not-so-proven fact that your gallbladder was causing it!

WARNING: we are not responsible for you dying in about 10 seconds because we actually know that you will die without your gallbladder and we will take all your money!

trusty ol' side effects: death, 1337 death, sudden death, and ninja death.